“thumb drive In My Pocket”
By Alanis Snowden

I’m broke but I’m expatriated
I’m poor but I’m re-educated
I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah
I’m high but I’m a dudebro
I’m sane though a little narcismo
I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be fine fine fine
‘cause I’ve got one thumb drive in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I’m jacked on Red Bull
I’m young and I’m on the internet
I’m tired but I’m oppressed, yeah
I care but I’m restless
I’m here but I’m really Neo Fawkes
I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby

What it all comes down to
Is that everything’s gonna be tracked and oppressed
‘cause I’ve got one thumb drive in my pocket
And the other one is pointing towards Brazil
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet
‘cause I’ve got one thumb drive in my pocket
And the other one is giving the V sign
I’m free but I’m in an oppressive country
That puts gays in jail
I’m hard but I’m hipster yeah
I’m sad but I’m sardonic
I’m brave but I’m chickenshit
I’m sick but I’m pretty baby

And what it all boils down to
Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet
‘cause I’ve got one thumb drive in my pocket
And the other one is playing the Guardian
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything’s just fine fine fine
‘cause I’ve got one thumb drive in my pocket
And the other one is taking a selfie from Moscow