re: #165 darthstar

If Eric comes within 15 feet of a microphone Lara will tase him until he’s unconscious.

E: “Ow, Lara! Quit tasing me!”

L: “You stupid worm! You saved copies of conversations concerning a Federal Felony Conspiracy with your not-even sister-in-law? On your fucking phone??” (Tases Eric again.)

E: “Hey! Quit it! Donny told me we had privilege!”

L: “Aargh!! I’m getting the shotgun and killing all of you idiots!”