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Dr. Matt1/14/2014 1:30:58 pm PST

Speaking of climate change denial:

Players Are Fainting, Puking, And Hallucinating At The Australian Open

It is fucking hot in Melbourne. Temperatures soared to 108 degrees today, weather unfit for human existence, let alone playing world-class tennis. A short compilation of bad things to happen to tennis players so far at the first Grand Slam event of the year:

**Peng Shuai vomited, then cramped up, and had to be helped off the court.

**Yaroslava Shvedova had to be covered in ice towels between sets of her match.

**Caroline Wozniacki placed her water bottle on the ground, and the bottom of it melted.

**The soles of Jo-Wilfried Tsonga’s sneakers melted.

**Jelena Jankovic burned her bottom on a seat.

**This ball boy fainted.