re: #171 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He knows that marijuana makes otherwise promising white kids grow up to be hoodlums and therefore must be banned.

IT MIGHT MAKE WHITE KIDS LISTEN TO JAZZ!! AND THEN OUR FINE LADYFOLK WILL START SMOKING CIGARETTES AND WEARING FLAPPER DRESSES AND DANCING THE CHARLESTON!!

- Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, probably.