ZOMFG!

The president gave a speech.

He didn’t blame Bush by name, therefore he blamed Bush.

The speech was too late; too early; not enough; too much; ill-timed; hated on white bitches and bastards; didn’t mention white bitches and bastards; was racist; sucked eggs.

Most of all, it failed to magically make problems for which each and every car driver in this country is responsible disappear, by magic! And sorcery!

The president is a failure.