Donny goes through a WHCoS at a rate of roughly one a year. And all of them end up being shit-canned after he gets tired of hearing them say there’s things he can’t do. The last two office-holders have found themselves questioned by the FBI about shit that went on during their time in office. And they’re now both so politically toxic that the former can’t even get time on Faux as a “commentator.”

Just why would anyone subject themself to that willingly?