A Christian was walking through the woods.

‘What majestic trees!

‘What powerful rivers!

‘What beautiful animals!

He said to himself and to God.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 9-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Christian cried out, ‘Oh my God!’

The bear ate him.