re: #185 goddamnedfrank

Let’s be honest, I come from people with a retarded number of guns. I have a retarded number of guns. There’s no explaining it if this isn’t your family background, because it’s retarded, and you can’t explain retardation to the non-retarded.

I think in the abstract modern firearms are mechanically clever interesting little devices. They should also be much more heavily regulated, because they’re lethal as fuck and designed to fill you with regret if you disrespect their nature for even a split second.

As told to me by a member of the St Augustine artillery crew at the fort:

“This cannon belongs to the God of War. It does not belong to you. Respect that at all times. If you forget this for the slightest moment, the God of War will fuck you up, and everyone around you with complete finality.”