‘Morning, Lizards,

I don’t know why, but my Facebook feed is strangely empty of SOTU derp this morning. The only thing I’m seeing is a mangled quote from Obama, regarding bypassing legislation to help the middle class whenever possible - they left out the ‘to help the middle class’ part to make Obama look like Teh Dictator.

If that’s the best they can come up with, Obama put more of an ass-whupping on them than I originally thought.