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Ted Cruz: The 9/11 Attacks Made Me Realize I Could Pander to Wingnuts by Listening to Country Music

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allegro3/24/2015 12:19:53 pm PDT

re: #180 Blind Frog Belly White

Must be more of that outreach to women we heard so much about.

Of course! See, the only thing women want is to get married. It doesn’t matter to who (as long as it’s a male) and we only need sex once or twice to get knocked up. Even a gay guy can do that.

Duck man is just watching out for us helpless wimmens.