re: #186 CleverToad
This is where the internet may be of service. There are thousands of adorable baby pictures to trigger the hormones, but also lots of frazzled-parent sites to highlight reality. My current favorite is a strip called Fowl Language - they nail it pretty well:
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It is an immutable fact of nature that a young child will always have to use the toilet on a road trip *after* you have just pulled away from the last toilet for the next 150 miles.