re: #179 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

XIV was the Sun King, who built Versailles Palace and spent a shitload of France’s treasury on special events there.

XVI helped us in the Revolutionary War, and as no good deed should go unpunished, lost his head during the French Revolution.

Oops. That’s right. Probably neither ever even went to Kentucky or Indiana or Illinois or Texas…. American settlers sure loved their French friends, didn’t they.