In which my asshat neighbors decided to be complete drunken fecalwads by rolling a giant #sandstone boulder in front of my car, but forgot that I am a tiny #geologist who has access to a VERY loud auto-chipper at 7:30 am: a story in 4 pictures. #problemsolving #NowICanWrite pic.twitter.com/ZqPlheF4SM

— Melissa Scruggs (@VolcanoDoc) January 19, 2019