re: #187 Belafon

Because one day, jewelry companies convinced people that a wedding ring should cost two paychecks, and it’s gone downhill ever since.

Mrs. Fish castigated me the other day because she said an engagement ring is supposed to cost 2 months’ salary. I looked at her like she had horns growing out of her head. Honey, I love you, and you’re totally worth it, but 2 months’ salary, even at the time we got engaged, is a big enough ring for people to murder you over. I’m just protecting you, honest, I promise.///