re: #11 Boxy_brown

I hereby request some sort of homing device that will let me know whatever seat cushion or glove compartment or desk drawer I have misplaced it in at any given moment. I need an i-idiot alarm.

Speaking of which, my wife has a new iPhone that she found in a bathroom in an international airport. Maybe they should add little self deploying needle-like spider legs and a GPS collar for the owner so the thing can chase you down if you ever try to get rid of it.