re: #10 MandyManners

Since when does killing someone with a stone result in decapitation?

David, after slaying the Philistine, took his head.
1 Samuel 17:

50 So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and struck the Philistine and killed him. There was no sword in the hand of David. 51 Then David ran and stood over the Philistine and took his sword and drew it out of its sheath and killed him and cut off his head with it. When the Philistines saw that their champion was dead, they fled.

or, in an alternate translation:

48 s0 goliath cam fwd to meet david n david ranz at him.49 he grabd one of hiz rockz an den he leik thru it at goliath! n teh rock hit goliath in teh hed n he fell over and dyd. Pwnd!

50 so david so totaly beat teh goliath cat wit jus a rock! he didn evn hav a sword or nething!51 he taekd goliath’s sword n cut off goliath’s hed.

wen teh philistikittehz saw dat ther big awsum champyum waz ded dey ran away.52 den teh israel n judahkittehs yelld “yay! we rockz! we haz teh awsum!” n chazed aftr teh philistikittehs.53 den dey wen bak to teh phillistikittehz camp n steald all dere cheezburgrs n stuff.54 (david took teh goliath’s hed to jerusalm, but he put teh goliath’s sweet armor in hiz tent. srsly)