re: #7 Cato the Elder
Surfing is so ho-daddy lame these days.
An updated comic would feature “WindUpBird the Windy Windsurfer” or “Soap Man the Slippery Snowboarder”.
Rock that shit.
Or “Cato the Incorrigible Codger”…that’s a super-hero I can believe in.
/ - only because it’s redundant.