Man, I get distracted today and don’t catch up till now, and this is what’s going on?

How sure are we it’s not this guy?

Charming Fella Just Needs $1 Million To Run Blacks Out Of Texas

Apparently he couldn’t get his million, but he was up to $10,175—maybe he decided to use that to buy the van and punish the PD for accepting the resignation of Barrel Roll Cop.