The Church of The Four-Leaf Clover. I have found 2 of those in my yard and preserved them for their revelations.

This sign definitely means I can have 8 husbands. I will continue to look for more Four-Leaf Clovers, since they can be read and contain the tenets I must follow. My religion demands that I continue to seek more of them so I can have those tenets continually revealed.

I love the way this works. : )