re: #190 Absalom, Absalom, Obdicut

The plague infects one of your hands, making it only partially useful, and also causes aphagia which makes you refer to yourself in the 3rd person.

In reality, though, Bob Dole’s hand was crippled by a war wound suffered in the closing days of WWII.

I know you knew that, Obdi, but I wanted to keep up the WWII hero theme, this being Memorial Day.