re: #187 Schroedinger’s Dog

Evenin lizards. My wife asked me to toss her the lip balm, but I threw her a glue stick by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.

Last year, my wife filled an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and packed it in my lunch. She thought I would notice. I never said anything because I thought it was just a mint Oreo. Those are a thing, honey, so while it was a great prank, exactly how was I supposed to tell?