re: #164 SpaceJesus

I hope a dashing, big dark-skinned Muslim asks you out on a fancy date then leaves suddenly, sticking you with the bill.

Well, a dashing dark skinned Muslim might ask Mandy out on a date, but he’s not likely to get a yes. But isn’t that racist of you? What makes you think all Muslims are ‘dark skinned’? It’s not like Islam is a race, you know.