The Rude Pundit re Sam Brownback:

Kansas Governor, and a sexual position just waiting to be defined,

Brownback (definition: fucking in a bed after a diarrhea accident there)

Brownback (definition: two partners take a bunch of Ex-Lax and then use a double-sided dildo to go ass-to-ass)

Brownback (definition: when you’re fucking in a field and roll into cow shit, but you don’t stop fucking)

Dan Savage has been surpassed.