re: #36 Justanotherhuman

Come on, this woman was born in KY and later moved to MO in between Bum-Fuck and You-Gotta-Pretty-Mouth.

That was one of the most descriptive lines I’ve ever read. I’ll be giggling for days over that one.

Well done.

I’ll be stealing that by the way. I’ll have my European vampire ask his American vampire lover about somebody American who confuses him and she’ll reply, “Well, they were born between Bum-Fuck and You-Gotta-Pretty-Mouth.” She’ll even have that accent right as she’s from Mississippi.

Then she’ll have to explain the ‘You-Gotta-Pretty-Mouth’ reference. Older vampires don’t often tend to be up on the culture of the last century or so.