re: #183 Anymouse

Speaking of which, the village (minus my wife and me and the other godless heathens who work for the village government) are gathering across the street from my house for Sunday services. I’m safe, my curtains are closed.

(bolding mine)

I’m glad you’re safe, but unless I really, really overslept, it’s Saturday and they’re gathering for another purpose.
Be afraid, be very afraid.