re: #177 Big Beautiful Door

I was thinking a bear.

On an elephant with a bear coat, with the head of it as a hat. With two Kalashnikovs firing off blanks, and 20 Russian blondes pouring out Stoli and setting it on fire to the sounds of G&R Welcome To The Jungle blasting out and free Trump Make America Great Again caps falling from the ceiling like rain. With $20 bills in every one of them And a lucky contestant will get a C Note and a personal bitch slap from Commander Putin The First And Only Pure Born. With a special introduction from Droopy Drawers Sweaty The Teddy Nooge The Knucklehead and a special comb over from Chuck “Rug Shure Firm Grip Wig Adhesive” Norris.
And later Commander Putin The First And Only Pure Born will do water ballet.