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Enough with the Nakedness

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Catttt6/27/2009 7:52:45 pm PDT

re: #172 legalpad

Uh, that is not actually true. Maybe not on TV or something, but -

True, that. Remember, it has been tested and confirmed:

THE ELEPHANT IN THE BEDROOM
Ten (and a half) reasons why Republicans—yes, Republicans—are the best party in bed

Reason 5 (rated R):

5. FOREPLAY
Democrats often need something incredibly erotic—like Meet the Press—to get revved up, particularly on a Sunday morning (there are only so many sections of The New York Times). Republicans, on the other hand, don’t even need Fox News to get it up. They understand that foreplay is about sex. And lots of it. Democrats are too busy checking if the condoms you keep in the jar by the bed are good for the environment. And by the time they figure that out, we’ve all lost our erections.