Be prepared for all human knowledge to be engulfed in the tidal wave of dumb triggered by Sarah Palin commenting on Chris Christie’s weight.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) November 12, 2013

SARAH: You’re fat!
CHRIS: And you’re stupid! I can lose weight, but you will always be stupid!*

*Shamelessly plagiarized by Winston Churchill’s famous response to a lady who pearl-clutched that he was drunk.