I generally hate all secular Christmas music because I am grinchy that way. Here is my WORST LIST:

10. “Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time”
9. “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree”
8. “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas”
7. “Jingle Bell Rock”
6. “Walkin’ In A Winter Wonderland”
5. “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
4. “Holly Jolly Christmas”
3. “Chestnuts Roasting”
2. jazz styling of “Jingle Bells”
1. “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” sung “slow ballad” style (this “song”— and I use the term with extreme generosity—needs to die in a fire)