Craigslist is good for a laugh now and then…

Want a different kind of job? How about cricket husbandry, to feed … lizards!

LIVE REPTILE FOOD BREEDERS

-PREPARE THE MEDIUM FOR THE CRICKETS TO LAY THEY’RE EGGS, AND PREPARE BINS FOR THE BABY CRICKETS TO LIVE IN.

- FEED AND GIVE WATER TO CRICKETS ON WEEKLY BASIS.

I can see it now… in a club, speaking with a young woman… and she asks me “what do you do for a living?”

“Tend baby crickets” I would say. Hmmm… would that make me sound paternal enough?