gf: I’m leaving you. You can’t just use random facts in place of affection.

me: All mammals pee for about 21 seconds regardless of species size

gf: See this is what I’m talki- wait what the fuck that’s actually so wild.

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 26, 2020

It should be the only thing taught in grad school

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 26, 2020

It brings me no pleasure to confirm that cats pee for the same amount of time as whales.

— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) April 26, 2020