re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Sigh, you would think if the end end of the world was so bloody nie, we could get a better class of kooks

Monty Python had much better ones in Life of Brian.
“And he shall wield a nine-bladed sword! Not six, or seven, but nine! Which he shall wield on all wretched sinners such as you !”