All of you deviant, traitorous, seditious, Sharia-loving, Christian America-hating lefties should be ashamed of yourselves!

But I’m not, though. Not in the least.

In many ways Muslims and atheists in America are on similar footing: the galvanized wingnuts hate our guts, and we’re taunted and humiliated for following our Constitutionally protected beliefs, different though they may be.