re: #1 Dark_Falcon

Proper reply: “Sorry ma’am, but I’ve got my orders. The party base wants ‘welfare cuts’ and they’ll turn on me if it doesn’t look like I’m delivering.”

“We’ve told our Base that the budget can be balanced by cutting benefits for lazy, healthy dark-skinned people, when actually most federal benefits flow to the elderly whites who make up our Base, so we have to keep up the pretense as long as we can.”