This is off topic sort-of.
The clip above tells me that the clip cannot be seen from my location probably due to my overly polite attitudes.

It also tells me that I can watch clips from the Colbert Report on The Comedy network dot ca

The “polite attitudes” part is wrong. We are assholes. Having lived and worked in both countries, It is my view that Americans are (slightly) better than us on that scale..

Let’s say you have one of them Star Trek communicators…

You are walking in a mall in Toronto. You accidentally bump into a native Canadian, totally your fault. He says, “Sorry”, or “excuse me”

The translator would output, “Watch where you are going, asshole.”

You are walking in the street in New York. You bump into a guy and it is ambiguous to who’s fault it is. He says, “Watch where you are going asshole”

The translator would output “Excuse me.”

The second part is bullshit. Yes I can go to thecomedynetwork dot ca and maybe I can find the featured clip above but it will take me twenty minutes to find it (I haven’t tried for the clip above and I’m not going to bother)

File in First World Problems