I’m told Trump’s VP will be @GovPenceIN or @GenFlynn. One among several reasons: Trump is convinced one-syllable last names convey strength.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) July 2, 2016

TRUMP BEAST, PENCE MAN. MAKE GREAT! HURR HURR DERP! U. S. A. U. S. A. GOOD GREAT!