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US Officials Refute Right Wing Conspiracy Theories About Benghazi Attack

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TedStriker11/03/2012 4:37:32 pm PDT

re: #165 Obdicut

Okay, my wife just got me the best present ever.

Number 2 pencils with quotes inscribed on the side.

The quotes, in this case, being the following. Those of you who know, will know why this is awesome.

“Six Demon Bag”
“Nothing or Double”
“Pork Chop Express”
“Lords of Death”
“Hell of Boiling Oil”
“Ol’ Jack Burton”

Goddamn I wanna go commit a murder and leave one of these at the scene just to blow the cops’ minds.

Big Trouble in Little China pencils? Cool…