Thing is, despite his utterly vacant expression, Scott Walker is a tenacious cockroach. Whatever handlers the Koch brothers pay for, they’ve managed to make him a force in Wiscønsin. He might have been formidable in the VP slot.

Luckily, Trump is shallow, and his biggest responsibility is picking the hottest chick at his many beauty pageants. So he took the guy that *looks* like a VP. But that someone won’t really bring any big donations or support to his campaign.