“Yeah, we’re completely self-sufficient here in the heart of real America. I’m so damn glad we cut our ties to those damn blue state liberals. Time to go and fire up the tractor. That’s right, needed to get that fixed. Hey, Earl, you got the parts… What do you mean the supplier from Pennsylvania cut you off? Maybe I can just head over to Walmart and.. What do you mean they closed? Nobody could get in to restock them? DAMN YOU LIBERAL BASTARDS!”