Germans are the best at swears

SPIEGEL: Herr Münchinger, vor zwei Wochen schien die Welt noch in Ordnung …MÜNCHINGER: Ein rechter Scheißdreck war’s mit der Welt! Altmodisch bis provinziell war’s! Des war’s!

— Martin Hoffmann (@ErzaehlerMartin) March 28, 2020

Translation:
SPIEGEL: Herr Kinski, two weeks ago the world seemed completely normal …

KINSKI: What are you talking about, you utter moron? You come in here full of shit and ask me this fucking question?! You are crazy, a complete lunatic. Kiss my ass, dude!

SPIEGEL: Herr Münchinger, two weeks ago the world seemed completely normal …

MÜNCHINGER: The world was completely fucked up! As backward as cave people! That’s how it was!

Maybe Wendell has a better translation.