re: #199 moderatelyradicalliberal

Some of us white women figured out those chastity belts get in the way of being trampy as we wanna be - you know - armed with birth control pills and all. All those handsome dark men out there, just waiting to weaken our knees. (Old Spice man, I’m talking to you.)

But I do wear pearls, and clutch them on occasion, to feign being offended.