I found out what happened to the ozone layer.
1987: Utah Girl Perms (http://t.co/Ak3Y5XPv3p) pic.twitter.com/jBj1O6nqxp — Retronaut (@theretronaut) June 21, 2014
— Retronaut (@theretronaut) June 21, 2014
That’s a lot of hairspray.