Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.

Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha… what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?

Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they’re so attractive. I… I thought that was the whole point of this journey.

Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!

Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won’t live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!