Fuck Jared Kushner: https://t.co/FhbvHpRpv3

— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) April 3, 2020

”..Why are we putting up with this? Why are Democrats not shrieking with outrage, “What the fuck does a shitty real estate developer know about epidemiology?” The reaction to Jared Kushner being trotted out to throw in some corporate bullshit-speak should have been for Benjamin Franklin’s skeletal corpse to show up and beat him with a femur right when he said, “The President also wanted us to make sure we think outside the box.” Motherfucker, we’re dying here. The box is a goddamn coffin.

Kushner blathered on with cliches about “innovative solutions” and, really, “leave no stone unturned,” and he turned to the real villains in the alibi the Trump administration is coming up with for its criminally-cruel abandonment of its basic duties to protect Americans: It’s those motherfucking governors’ fault. They’re out of their league. They don’t understand their jobs. He said that some governors “don’t know what’s in their state” when it comes to medical supplies and ventilators, an accusation that he offered no support for.

Then he tossed in, “What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody to be a mayor or a governor or a president, you’re trying to think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis. This is a time of crisis, and you’re seeing certain people are better managers than others.” This brainless dipshit has no idea how much he was talking about his hulking, moronic father-in-law who still thinks people give a single rat fuck about his popularity.

Then he accused governors of “asking for things that they don’t necessarily need at the moment,” which, no shit, bitch. That’s called “planning ahead,” something the Trump administration didn’t fucking do at all. And Kushner said about the Strategic National Stockpile of medical supplies: “the notion of the federal stockpile was it’s supposed to be our stockpile; it’s not supposed to be state stockpiles that they then use.” Or “Fuck you. Buy your own shit, blue states.”