re: #193 Sol Berdinowitz

Snowden was a hero for leaking news on Santa using illgally gathered metadata to see you when your sleeping and know when you’re awake…

It’s been rumored for years that Santa was on the CIA payroll, though he does presumably pass his metadata on to the NSA. As such Snowden wouldn’t have had access to the full story, since the Booze Allan Hamilton office on Oahu doesn’t have access to the CIA’s Santa Archive (rumored to include such items as George W. Bush’s Christmas lists when he was a kid). That makes Santa all the more valuable to FSB, and they’ll stop at nothing to bring him in this year or failing that to take him out of the equation.

//This is fun.