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How Ted Nugent Would Solve the Government Shutdown

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Nerdy Fish10/16/2013 3:35:05 pm PDT

re: #15 freetoken

Well, the cards are all from his account, and he gives her an allowance for her household duties, but only if she doesn’t use birth control.

She can’t use birth control, she’s only allowed to sleep with him and must do so whenever he demands it. He, on the other hand, is free to have whatever wo/men he wants. And any maintenance costs of these side dalliances come out of her allowance.