Stop whatever you are doing right now and read this thread!

I’d like to tell a short story about America. It begins with me listing a necktie on Ebay. It was this tie. I used to wear it on the 4th of July, but I’ve been downsizing so I decided to sell it. pic.twitter.com/uvoWHAbmJE

— 🌷🐶 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗰 𝗖. 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻 مارک (@BlogGuero) April 30, 2019