OT.

Wife: You never do anything for me.
Husband: OK, let’s change that. What do you want me to do?

Wife: Can you make me a thing-a-ma-jig?
Husband: Sure. Can you draw up what you want?

Wife: No, just make it the way you want.
Husband:
work
work
work
Here you go.

Wife: That’s not what I wanted!
Husband: It does what you want doesn’t it?

Wife: Maybe, but it’s not what I wanted.
Husband: (Oh for crying out loud)

Time goes by.

Next argument.

Wife: You never do anything for me!
Husband: I made that thing-a-ma-jig for you.

Wife: But it wasn’t what I wanted.
Husband: OK, I’ll try again. Could you draw something up for me so I know what you want?

crickets.

AARRGGGHH!!!