Well, hello Dear Lizards and lurking Internet People.

She who must be obeyed and I are back from 3 weeks in the UK where we experienced a significant amount of Scottish and English weather, which, to be honest, during April, forces one to suck huge horse dicks and respond by saying “That wasn’t SO bad…”.

Had a lovely time (except for the Sucking Of The Horse Dicks), with some lovely music, great food, Tate Britain, London Walks, George Michaels’ grave, a new and upgraded Big Ben (which looks absolutely spiffalicious), and a lot of discussion of the upcoming Coronation of Charles and his (SHE WILL NEVER BE THE!!!) Queen.