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makeitstop6/26/2017 7:21:09 am PDT

Speaking of old rock stars…Rush’s Geddy Lee Gigs as One Man Band at Area Mall

Canadian musician Geddy Lee made an appearance today at the at Sarnia’s Lambton Mall playing a variety instruments in a “one man band” configuration called “Doctor Lee’s One Man Band.” The famous multi-instrumentalist, who is known as the lead singer for the Canadian progressive rock band Rush, was largely ignored by mall goers who didn’t seem to recognize the famous musician.

“I was just trying to American Eagle,” said 17 year old Alicia Murphy who seemed annoyed that Mr. lee was blocking the entrance to her favorite store. “You know, this is why everyone is shopping online because they don’t want to be harassed by all these people asking for money.”

According to several shoppers, Mr. Lee setup a small ensemble featuring a Ukulele, horn, a few cymbals and foot-controlled snare drum. His set included a variety of crowd-pleaders including “Smoke on the Water,” “Brown-eyed Girl,” and a particular rocking rendition of “Old MacDonald,” which pleased many children in attendance.

(I know, fake news. But I’d take this over Sammy Hagar’s blithering in a minute.)